sandhya's internet screen

things my computer says to me or signs of an impending breakup with a woman.

nedhepburn:

• Access Denied.
• Inappropriate input. Please try a different port.
• It looks like you’re writing a resumé. Would you like me to help?
• The server that you were using is no longer available. 
• This tool is no longer supported.
• Out of memory.
• File is busy.
• File is locked.
• Incompatible voice; no user interaction allowed. 
• You need to restart.
• Abort, Retry or Fail?

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